briar-cole:

Hello.

aidanvarisco:

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aidanvarisco:

Lies!

Do I look like the type of girl that would lie?

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aidanvarisco:

I know, I know. You definitely outdo me in the looks category.

Impossible! I could never be as cute as you.

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joseph-adelman:

Alright. Well, first of all, she’s beautiful. Knows me better than anyone I’ve ever met. She knows how to take care of me as well. And don’t even get me started on her cooking. And last but not least, I like to call her Mom.

Ha, I should have known that was coming. How is Denise anyway?

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joseph-adelman

Why? 

Because you love me and tell me everything.

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joseph-adelman:

Who? I deserve these kinds of details.

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joseph-adelman:

I’m really sorry about that. I made plans with someone.

Oh la la. A girl someone?

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joseph-adelman:

It was last minute. Come on. You know that

No, no, it’s fine. I’ll just sit here by myself and take apart the toaster… 

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